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Lance Destroys Rolling Stone Hit Piece in Round Two!
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Alright now, Mastriano association with Wallnau and the Rolling Stones is deeper than previously reported.
Mercedes: I think it’s just one stone though. You keep saying stones.
Lance: Isn’t it stones?
Mercedes: I think it’s Rolling Stone.
Lance: Oh, Rolling Stone.
Mercedes: Yeah. Yeah.
Lance: What’s the rock group?
Mercedes: Rolling Stone.
Lance: Is it just one?
Mercedes: Is it Stone’s producer? Okay, so Stones for the band Stone for.
Lance: Well, you can imagine my disappointment. When I heard that, I thought the Rolling Stones were trying to contact me and I said give him my personal number then I found out it was this putts. So, it was big letdown anyway.
Mercedes: But we’re still saying no one contacted you though, right? I didn’t get anything. No.
Lance: No.
Mercedes: Okay, yeah.
Lance: Nobody contacted me.
Mercedes: Okay. Well, if you’re saying he said to you oh we tried going to it.
Lance: Oh, if I you will bring it up. Not that I’m obsessing over this because I could do this with every, I could do this with the NBC article. In fact, I might.
Mercedes: No, but they’re contacting.
Lance: I might do this with every article because in a weird way, it kind of gratifies my sense of narcissistic, self-absorbed persecution complex.
Mercedes: Yeah, but I think it’s important to point out you like Trump, you’re in between them and the other rest of the Christians that love this country.
Lance: Exactly, I’m the heat shield, people.
Mercedes: Yeah.
Lance: I’m the isocyanate substance at the bottom of the shield resisting the heat. You impressed with the fact that I know that it’s an isocyanate?
Mercedes: I just hope you pronounce it right?
Lance: I did.
Mercedes: Okay.
Lance: I pronounced it precisely. Anyway, the Mastriano’s Association with Wall Now is deeper than previous reported which is deeper than previously reported. I want you to catch something. Listen how he’s sounding like he’s like Geraldo here. He’s deeper than previous. He never reported in the first place. Nobody even reported it. Dummy, I was never even discussed with Mastriano until I just spoke with him a week ago and then it’s even deeper. How do we know it’s deeper? He doesn’t say how.
Mercedes: But do you know what’s so funny? It’s like I know how you ended up getting there. He didn’t even know who you were. It makes it sound like you’re palling around on January 6th.
Lance: Oh, don’t reveal that. Let the mystery continue to stew.
Mercedes: Alright.
Lance: Mastriano and I have been secretly working on this takeover of the government for years. Even though he didn’t know who I was till 2 weeks ago. Now, I have to say that our relationship is deeper than previous reported because we went from 5 words spoken between us to 12. It was nice to meet you and thank you very much for coming to my event. It’s a lot. Anyway, this troubling new evidence the candidates own Christian nationalistic aims and Ritz Mastriano even more plainly within an end-time religious movement known This is where I got to get my piano going. I got a keyboard here. You guys never knows I have a keyboard. I’m going to start incorporating it in to our show. Dun, dun, dun.
Mercedes: Is it on?
Lance: No.
Mercedes: Okay.
Lance: The new apostolic reformation. Now we’re seeing the NAR coming up. Now we got friends of ours again that are obsessing over NAR. They’re doing whole creed responses and white papers on answering the NAR accusation. There is no NAR.
Mercedes: I thought I was a member of the NAR.
Lance: Huh?
Mercedes: Oh no, I’m sorry. This is NRA. My bad.
Lance: No. Yeah. That the NRA and besides that, if there was, it wouldn’t be NAR would be the new apostolic intercessory reformation otherwise knows as NAR, for the removal of unsightly hair. Whose followers believe that we are living in an age of new apostles and prophets who received direct revelations from God, direct revelations from God. Do you know that that we believe that people can receive direct revelations from God? I guess so.
Mercedes: I mean again if you had read the books.
Lance: The moment that Jesus said, my sheep hear my voice. Like I get a direct revelation from God every time my wife tells me, Lance, remember be nice. That’s a direct revelation from God.
Mercedes: But again, if you’d read your books you did predict Trump in 2016 before he won. And we predicted that we would lose the election to mail in ballots.
Lance: And I predicted Kamala, Kamala Harris. Before she screwed up her senate office run for president and then suddenly got in there and I predicted that. I actually predicted that she would be president.
Mercedes: It’s almost like God was telling you something if that happened.
Lance: It was a direct revelation. Anyway, the New Apostolic Reformation is determined. I think that Peter Wagner coin years ago, in order to describe the fact that there was a global south growth of, the only churches around stripping Islam were the spirit-filled new apostolic Pentecostal type churches that were kind of like led by charismatic leadership and practiced believing in the supernatural answers to prayer etcetera and lively worship. There are churches that literally outgrow and out this is Islam all over the world. So, Peter Wagner used the term New Apostolic Reformation and they’re obsessing over. Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that the devil is giving us a gift because their preoccupation with dominionism 7 mountains and the new apostolic reformation suggest to me that we might need new apostolic reformation take serious of the seven mountains and start looking at the dominionism from a different angle.
Mercedes: Okay.
Lance: Because we’re not into their version of dominionism which is forced, submitted, we don’t lie about them and destroy them. But we do believe like in the Italy right now, the prime minister there is she got elected because she’s saying no to their screw up of a nation in the 7 mountains. The left will take over every mountain you give it. It’ll your kids to think that maybe they’re a girl if they’re a boy to think that maybe they’re attracted to the same sex or to whatever. They’ll get into every domain and scramble the eggs up.
Mercedes: Yeah, and we read about that too of how it is its alternate religion and its whatever worldview he’s writing from, it’s his own belief system. My point is what makes your belief system any better than my belief system or Muslim’s belief system or Jew’s belief system.
Lance: Talking about Tim Dickinson here?
Mercedes: It’s a monotheistic worldview with the God gives people fundamental rights and holds them to a moral accountability standard. So, what exactly is dangerous?
Lance: You don’t have a right. See you might be 30 or 40% of the United States but you don’t have a right to participate in democracy because you’re a Christian. So, you’re not, Christians aren’t allowed to be in government. Christians aren’t allowed to have public office. Christians aren’t allowed to share the same bathrooms.
Mercedes: Okay now hear me out. That’s what the implications of this are and in my opinion it’s religious discrimination and it’s hate speech. Anybody who writes content like this, shouldn’t be shared online and every single person should report it to their social media platforms as religious discrimination. Because Lance where does the line stop? Am I qualified to run a business if I’m a Christian? Can I be an actor? Can I be a musician, if I’m a Christian? I hold this fundamental worldview. Where is the line? If I can’t govern and to my point, do you say it to a Buddhist, do you say it to a Sikh, do you say it to a Muslim, do you say it to a Jew? Is Ben Shapiro a Jewish nationalist what exact are you implying here? I mean, it’s alarming and they paint the picture and their definition of a Christian nationalist is somebody who believes it’s a theocracy. That’s not what we believe. That is not what I think a majority of Christians believe. So, the power to define meaning of words is what we’re at right now with this.
Lance: Yeah, and so let’s go back. Yeah, the power to define. By the way, this is like James Davidson Hunter’s thesis in how to change the world, the triumph and tragedy of Christianity. He says this, that the ultimate spoils of the culture war is that the gatekeepers, those who control the institutions in law and government, media, arts, and academia are given the power to define the meaning of words and what is a man, what is a female. We’re watching that confusion that Babylon by the way is the word confusion. We’re watching America descend into Babylonian chaos and fragmentation and lose its strength and its grace. Because his unity is actually based on wait for it a unified Christian worldview. That was how it was founded. That gave form and freedom. Enough freedom so you don’t have to be a Christian to live here. But enough forms that your laws are derived from a certain worldview that presupposes transcendent values that are eternal and not temporary.
Hence, we hold these truths to be self-evident. They’re self-evident truth. They don’t change because they’re founded in God and not in man. It’s a lot of thought in this thing. You guys are dismissing Tim Dickinson. Alright, anyway, Tim says that the NAR believes that the second coming of Jesus is fast approaching and that it’s the destiny of Christians to accept. Now, look at look at the language here. I want you to write this, put this out there for people to read exactly in the illiterate way he wrote it. I don’t mind being attacked, but at least use Grammarly before you publish for the Rolling Stones. So, why don’t you, I’m going to read this the way the way it’s written. NAR believes believers hold that the second coming of Jesus is fast approaching and that it is the destiny of Christians is to accelerate the end times by exerting dominion over the world. That’s what he wrote. Tim, Grammarly.
I think what he’s saying is that we believe it is the destiny of Christians to accelerate the end times by exerting dominion over the world. No, you don’t accelerate the end times by exerting dominion over the world. Here’s our theory. You can provide salt and light to slow down the damage and deterioration of the world under what we look at as an end times tribunal we believe we can mitigate in some ways the rate of deterioration of nations and that we believe, and this is where my own theology is a little different than others that there are nations that resist this process. That’s why the anti-Christ this historic personage the Bible predicts emerges out of this one world gobbly book of end time events is going to go at war with nations why because not every nation is submitting to his agenda. They might be the sheep nation Jesus refers to in Matthew 25 and verses the goat nations.
But the point that I’m making is that Wallnau is best known for popularizing a quayside biblical blueprint for theocracy called the 7-Mountain Mandate. You got it straight now Tim. It’s not a theocracy template. I just did a whole message on it. Go rewind it and watch it. It’s about how culture is influenced. And by the way, it wasn’t me as Antonio Grouching and in his theory of the sociology culture. Talking about the long march through the institutions that said that the way that socialism would basically be able to infiltrate like Levin the American culture and other nations is to go into academia, go into government, go into arts, go into media, go into business just like the progressives have done. And so that you can termite freedom down from the inside out.
What we’re saying is Christians better go into media or it’s going to all be law and propaganda.Better go into business or it’s all going to be ESG social credit scores under the authority of a centralized global bank that’ll put all small business out of business so that the big titans are the ones that control all the money. We’re saying Christianity is the firewall that slows down the destruction of nations.
Break:
The left is always lecturing America about saving the soul of the nation but Mario you’re a soul winner. What can you tell us about that?
Mario: America was founded on the teachings of Christ. The battle for the soul of this nation is to get it saved by Christ.
Break: So, we’re going to have to have a massive evangelistic move of God that is going to confront the spiritual strongholds that are strangling America. Go to “FireandGloryTour.com”and you’re going to see where we’re going to be gathering together in October 24th and 25th.
Lance: Alright then AR followers like Wallnau believe that America is especially anointed by God to project Christianity across the globe. Yeah, I would say that America probably as it used to be as it used to be not as it is now was a restraining force in terms of the aspirations of North Korea let’s say to take over South Korea of China to assimilate Taiwan, Russia to let’s say take over the Ukraine. We could kind of keep Pakistan and India from going to nuclear blows with each other. We can keep the sea lanes open, keep the world bank as a leverage on the rule of law so that we had influence over a certain shared way of reading contracts and protect the intellectual property. All that comes from the west but now the west is in a free fall of crazy zone. We’re we’ve gone off in crazy land. We’re so woke that France is saying get your wokeness out of here.
So, our transgender race division. Our unhealthy obsession with late-stage civilizational decadence and decline on self-indulgence is now something which is perceived by Russia by the way and by China and by Islam as the deterioration of the west. That’s the sad part. America is quickly losing its role. So yeah, I would say that America has historically restrained global anarchy but that our ability to do so is weakening every day because Christianity has not exerted a strong enough moral hold on the nation. Alright, I’m just saying that because in Mercedes giving the signal to move on.
Mercedes: It’s 11 pages here. We’re only on page 4.
Lance: There’s a philosophical geopolitical worldview that I’m trying to espouse here and it’s more complicated than people think. So anyway, they hold that the physical world is enveloped by supernatural dimensions featuring warring angels and demons and are convinced that demons afflict their enemies on behalf of the devil. I guess what you’re saying here is that Thomas Aquinas and Augustine and Luther and all the other scholars of the ages just didn’t know what they were talking about because Tim Dickinson has a superior analysis.
Mercedes: Or the Catholic Church or.
Lance: Or the Catholic Church or. So basically, or Harvard Theological Seminary. So, here Tim, here’s the deal. Basically, what you’re troubling here, what you’re working on is the area called the cosmology or the cosmos. In Ephesians, it was the apostle Paul, student of Gamaliel, brilliant Rabbi and speaker of Greek, who postulated his theory that the invisible realm exist with an intelligence that is in that dimension. A lot of religions would agree with that. Maybe you don’t have one. So, you got to understand your atheism on that but in the religion worldview. Spiritual beings are as real as physical beings and there is an ascending hierarchy. Just as so there’s principalities and powers and rulers of the darkness of this of this world and spiritual wickedness in high places. I’m quoting from one epistle called Ephesians chapter 6. So, the apostle Paul saw a descending hierarchy in the cosmology of heaven. There’s archangels and angels and then there’s other ministering spirits. There’s a rank and an order. I’m just pointing out that yes, there is this belief and it’s our belief that these invisible forces actually work their way out in the rise of fall of nations.
Now, the movement holds that these spiritual battles reflected in earthly politics. So far so good. As the late NAR founder, C Peter Weiner explained, in a striking NPR interview in 2011, I believe there’s a lot of demonic control over Congress. Peter’s right on that one but there’s even more in media. In the world according to Wallnau, the MAGA movement is guided by Jesus against devilish Democrats. No, nope. Nope. Not fair. I think there’s devilish Republicans too. Wallnau spent years insisting that Trump was an instrument of the lord even declaring that fighting with Trump is fighting with God. Where is that quote exactly, Tim Dickinson?
Mercedes: I’m pretty sure you said that. I’ll go I’m pretty sure you said that.
Lance: No, I might have said it in a larger context. Like if God is raising up Cyrus.
Mercedes: Yeah, exactly.
Lance: Than to resist someone that God is into office until they were fighting [INAUDIBLE 17:48].
Mercedes: Oh, I see what you’re saying. I see how he’s; it sounds very extreme but I kind of knew.
Lance: Put it in the context of my meticulous contextualization.
Mercedes: Yeah.
Lance: By contrast as documented by right wing watch. Wait we’re quoting. I love it when they quote Right Wing Watch.
Mercedes: Kyle.
Lance: Kyle and Right-Wing Watch, which is like two guys.
Mercedes: It’s one guy. It’s only one guy I think that runs on hold.
Lance: It’s like the national inquirer of a media specificity Sightings of Bigfoot and Cindy Jacobs just happened this week.
Mercedes: I mean at least create another user with a different name that’s like you’re still writing but it looks like there’s other authors, right?
Lance: Yeah. Gosh Kyle. And anyway, so Right Wing Watch is not exactly the objective scientific source for testing all theories. Wallnau insists that anti-Christ Biden is an illegal counterfeit in an evil world. Antichrist, let me reframe that right now. I do not believe that Biden is the antichrist. The Antichrist will be far more coherent than Joe Biden. I guarantee that. But I do believe that there’s antichrist spirits because the characters of antichrist is lawless. And so,there’s a lawless spirit that is working right through the entire government right now. Environmentalists who seek to limit fossil fuel extraction are under control of demons. Well, I would say that their fanaticism is certainly destroying the economic capacity of the west. And to that extent yes that’s a demonic idea.
By the way, it’s called doctrines of demons. The apostle Paul called it which basically means theories and platform that are going to be destructive when implemented. Americans who defend the rights of the LGBTQ community are the trans Taliban. Well, ain’t no doubt about that. Those people, did you hear the case yesterday? Do we cover this on a broadcast?
Mercedes: Which one of you talking?
Lance: Where there was a whole girls locker room, and there was a trans guy that went in and he was making some lewd comments to the girls and the girls made a fuss about it. The school decided that it had a responsibility to protect its students and so they kicked a girls out of the girls locker room, so the trans guy could use it.
Mercedes: Yeah, and we’re making them change in a one-stall bathroom. So, they all have to take it takes a half hour.
Lance: Oh, you know about this?
Mercedes: Yeah. Well did you see just real quick the first transgender like army person to be put in was a spy and they were giving medical records or something like that to Russia. I thought that was kind of funny.
Lance: I don’t know.
Mercedes: Who would have thought?
Lance: I think the mental health of anybody.
Mercedes: Clearly very confused. They don’t know which side.
Lance: Should be a factor in these decisions. I can’t go down that road now.
Mercedes: Okay, keep going.
Lance: Trans Taliban will come after me. In a recent speech, Wall now denounced Black Lives Matter as witchcraft that is laying seat of the Americans of the government. No, you only have to go back to the founders of Black Lives Matter and take a look at what they believe about communion with the dead as they release their spirits back out into activity on the Earth.
Mercedes: Amen. Even Kanye just the other day.
Lance: What?
Mercedes: Oh, he said that the BLM is like, is done. It’s over. BLM’s over. It’s not. He wore a White Lives Matter shirt the other day.
Lance: What? Kanye.
Mercedes: Yeah.
Lance: Oh my gosh. He’s such a wildcard. Wallnau did not respond to interview request. Well, if I gotten them, I might have responded.
Mercedes: How hard did you try?
Lance: Tim Dickenson. “The 7 Mountains is the man they will not promote representing the cultural domains of religion. Family, education, media, entertainment, business government”. Good. I like that. I give him points where he gets it right. He actually and I like this paragraph. “Whoever controls the summits of these mountains, the theory goes, command society”. Well, yeah. No kidding whoever controls the production in Hollywood the banking in New York legislation in Washington. Yes, I’d say pretty much they control a lot of society. In short,Wallnau offering an intellectual framework for Christian nationalism. A movement that seeks not just to preserve the religious liberties of Christians, but and here is where Tim, you must repent you must repent in sackcloth and ashes for me to forgive you for the sin of misrepresenting Christian nationalism.
No, we don’t want to impose our biblical mores. However, we would like to have a conscience and culture that would value life and individual liberty and yeah and would stop putting your trans activist into female bathrooms at the high school level. But yeah, I guess it’s some of these mores are that’s a more. Andrew Whitehead, an academic and co-author. We got one guy here. They’re always quoting. “Taking America back for God, Christian nationalism in the United States”. Would you guys get me this book please? I got to read this one. This is the ultimate twin towers of intellectual argument against Christian nationalism. Anyway, it’s obviously going to focus on white Americans because as we all know, America is the cultural power of white Americans.
If you don’t believe it, just look at the top echelon of the Democratic Party. They’re about as white as I can imagine. Christian nationalism whitehead, oh Whitehead insist is an existential threat to democracy. I’m tired of the word existential threat. I think we’ve overdone it. We should retire the Jersey. It’s over you. If everything’s an existential threat then nothing is. We only have 53 seconds. I hope you’re enjoying this show as much as me. And I’m going to share with you in a second what you can do to help us out in our quest. Our quest for just truth in media because the rolling stone is rolling and it’s gathering some moss here and it’s and people read this stuff.Hey, listen I haven’t even gotten into, he’s going to, Lance is going to impose his will through government storming the mountain of government. That’s what he says. I’m going to storm the mountain of government. But I tell you what I’m going to say. I’m going to say that, oh, he complains about my hugging. I’m huckstering a whole bunch of stuff I’m huckstering the American flag with Donald Trump for 29.95.
Mercedes: I don’t think it’s that much.
Lance: I think it might be. Anyway, we’re going to have to stop this. We’re going to have to stop this segment right here and I just want to tell you something. The worst part of this is the next part where I’m a Charlatan and an info pitch man and a talk show blow heart. Can you believe Tim Dickinson says that about me?
Mercedes: But doesn’t he compare you to Rush?
Lance: No, he also delivering podcast rants with ticks and inflections of the late Rush Limbaugh.
Mercedes: You know what though? Thank you, Tim. Because I tell him that all the time and I know a lot of other people do. I really think you are like the next Rush Limbaugh bell. I truly believe that.
Lance: I hope this edified you people. I hope this took you down into the world that I have to live with, with the Rolling Stones article. I will be back again hopefully with no more of this on the next broadcast. Bye–bye.
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