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January 6th Star Witness Will Have You Laughing On The Floor
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Lance: So today the January 6th committee brought forth a surprise witness. This is the big one. And they’re convinced this one is going to clinch the dale. Trump could never be president ever again once you’ve heard this breakthrough testimony. It’s Cassidy Hutchison who’s going to testify right now that she was told second hand a story about Donald Trump’s behavior in a car on January 6th and well you got to hear it to appreciate it. Alright. Tell us Cassidy what happened. Cassidy talked to us.
Voice (Cassidy): When Bobby Head relate to him we’re not. We don’t have the assets to do it. It’s not secure. We’re going back to the west wing. Tony described him as being irate. The president said something to the effect of I’m the acting president. Take me up to the capitol now. To which Bobby responded, sir, we have to go back to the west wing. The president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel.
Lance: Now pay attention.
Voice (Cassidy): Mister Engle grabbed his arm.
Voice (Cassidy): Sir, you need to take your hand off the steering wheel. Mister Trump then used his free hand to lunge towards.
Lance: His left arm.
Voice (Cassidy): And Mister Ronald had recounted the story to me. He had motion towards his clavicles.
Lance: Okay. Are you hearing this? Now listen, listen, listen. They’re all treating this like this is the real thing. I heard at 30 seconds I knew the story was hilarious. Get this. 77 year old Donald Trump gets in the back. She’s saying, and the beast which is a special vehicle they got for the president which is bomb proof assassin proof everything. Well, the president sits in the back seat,right. You get this? And there’s a separation between the front and the back. Somehow Ninja Trump from the back seat mind you. All 70 what? 60 years? 70 years of him? He reaches around to grab the steering wheel. A picture this. He’s grabbing the steering wheel with his right arm. He’s grabbing and what’s he plans on doing? How is he going to commandeer the vehicle from the backseat? Its legs are in the backseat.
So, according to her story which is second hand. And by the way the driver of the vehicle says it’s a lie. But it’s okay. They had to play it. They had to play it for you. She says but then as the Secret Service Agent says, Mister President you have to take your hand off the wheel. Trump uses his free hand to reach around the divider and grab him by the clavicle. I’m not sure where the clavicle is but the clavicle. He’s now got him with a left hand. Right hand on the wheel. Left hand on the clavicle. Right me to the capitol. I’ve got to lead the insurrection. So I don’t know. The EL’s like this is mega country or something stupid they’re saying. It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s Babylon Bee.
Anyway so I wrote to these idiots. The worst one is Kelly Ann Conway’s husband. Who has like one point 9 million Twitter followers. So I just wrote to him. I said, let me get this straight Einstein. The president’s in the back seat. He grabs the wheel with one hand. He grabs the clavicle with the other. And what is he going to do? He’s going to use his recently acquired Fantastic Four stretch legs and go under the seat and commandeer the brake pads and the accelerator. Can you see it? President Trump stretch legs just like the professor at Fantastic Four under the seat comes back on the other side and is now choking the Secret Service, driving the vehicle and using his magic legs.
And I’m going to show you what’s with this serious mental state. If I went to the Twitter feed, these are Washington people with million dollar jobs and vast influence. Can you imagine the president doing that? Can you imagine the president doing? Oh finally, we have evidence. These idiots actually want so bad to believe it that they’ll believe anything. Anyway, I’m telling you, you tell me what I’m saying isn’t hilarious. The 77 year old man from the back seat personally. After looking at how anemic Biden is I’m impressed at any president that tries to take out a secret service man because he’s not listening to it. But listen, it doesn’t end there.
She has more information. Perhaps as disturbing as everything else. Our courageous young lady as they say. Courageous young lady. She said, when William Barr I The attorney general said that there’s no evidence of fraud. The President of the United States was so upset that he threw food and ketchup was on the wall of the White House. I’m serious. What? Adam Scheft leaning in incredulously. He did what? What does that tell you ladies and gentlemen? This man can’t be president. He doesn’t respect food. It’s like a Larry David episode on Curve Your Enthusiasm. Do you respect wood?
Remember that where he leaves a ring on the wooden he was accused of leaving a water ring on a wood. I respect wood. Well Donald Trump respects food. Ketchup. Now you know that’s possible. I’m going to say it’s possible the boss got mad and threw the flipping hamburger against the wall in a fit of fury over the rupture of democracy. But I got to say the president’s having a great second term in office. Look at the recent wins he’s had at the Supreme Court. I mean at Roe V Wade knocked down. He had the right Second Amendment’s upheld. He has the school victories up there. The Coach Kennedy today, right. I tell you what Trump’s having a great he’s having a better term right now than Biden.
Anyway, but I got it and if you guys are thinking, I’m not covering this thing. Go to Conway,what’s his name? But how does that woman stay married to him? I bet you their marriage is really sucky. Hate to say it. But how could, he, the guys like a total loon? Alright, so Peter Alexander says the source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engle. The lead agent and the presidential limousine SUV driver. By the way she said, he was driving the beast. The beast isn’t the SUV dummy. This is a different vehicle. In the backseat with the magic legs. Driver prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mister Trump never lunged for the steering wheel. Why would? Why would somebody lie? Why would she lie? Why would this young lady? I’ll tell you why she lies.
You ready for this? I‘m going to give you an exclusive. This is a Lance Wall exclusive. You’re not going to hear this any place else. Exclusive. I found out. Trump personally refused to have her come to Mar–a–Lago to join the team. Everybody’s looking for summer jobs down there, right? She wanted to go. Trump’s got a nose for people. And he declined her. He said, no, I don’t think so. This is her vengeance move just like Mueller. Oh Mueller you swermy little wormy. Why did Mueller go after Trump? Because Trump refused him the job of heading the FBI. Because Trump refused him that he got his ribbon.
This little chicory is lying through her teeth. And the whole applause section of the fanatical spastic liberal left is that they can’t wait to make her a celebrity. A whistleblower extraordinaire. The courage of this young lady. Even though it was a second hand story. Even though the driver of the actual vehicle denies it. Even though it’s absurd to think that Trump was trying to drive the car for the backseat. While he’s 77 year old aunt trying to strangle and out outman and out maneuver his FBI ICIA secret service driver. I’m sorry. We do need every now and then to see how desperate they are. Because it’s in their desperation that we find our greatest entertainment. So, this what I shouldn’t have done. I’m telling you. I got the facts.
Trump himself would not let her come to Mar–a–Lago because he thought she was a bit creepy. And boy he was right. And this is her revenge. Adam is shifty shift. Remember Adam Shift? Shiftless. It’s behind the scenes. Got her a new sort of lawyer. She quit her lawyers because the lawyers they can’t we can’t back you if you’d lie. Well, Schiff said, I got the lawyers. Don’t with mine. They’ll back you when you lie. So Schiff arranged the lawyers. The shift in lawyers. So that she could lie.
Are these guys ever going to have a day, a payday? I think so. What I see in the midterms is a great red tsunami coming for, what I see in the midterms is every one of these in court. I see them all come before the special committees. Have an answer. Oh Lord please. On the side of eternity. For all that they’ve done. We don’t know where America’s going to end up. How trashed we’re going to be. How much of us is going to survive. But Lord for the sake, of your name. And for the joy that it will bring your people. Let your hand come forth.
There is a great verse I think it’s in Isaiah perhaps the 28 chapter 14, 15, 16, 17 verses. And it says that, when you break that covenant with death which is Roe V Wade. Covenant with death. Then watch for hail shall sweep away a refuge of lies and the water shall overflow their hiding places. So, see you’re hiding out and the water comes in. Ooh it drowns you out. You got to come the hiding place. It means God‘s going to pour in so much truth. So much light. So much exposure. Biden just had a voice message revealed. Oh my God. Did you hear about this one? Ijust played it. Let’s played it today. Biden has a voice message. It says, ‘’Hey, sunny how you doing? Reading the newspaper valid stuff you don’t like with China. What’s happening? I got tocatch up with you a little bit. It looks like everything’s cooking ready out there. I love ya. Dad.’
Well, he lied about not talking to his son about his business deals. There’s a voice message right there. I don’t know where it came from. But it’s starting to leak. It’s starting to leak all over the place. The water’s flowing. The hiding places are getting a little wet. And the hail will definitely,the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies.
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