Babylon Bee Does It Again!

Most Christians believe in prophetic words spoken by God through prophets that come to pass at a future time. But when a secular source (one outside of prophetic voices commonly recognized) like the Babylon Bee, a Christian satire site, it makes us look again.

Last week we shared five times when The Babylon Bee predicted the future. Do you remember all the recent hullabaloo over the Disinformation Governance Board? We have that in this article and four more stunning predictions for you!

1. Disinformation Governance Board Determines All Criticism Of Disinformation Governance Board To Be Disinformation

This was the headline the Babylon Bee went with just recently, in April 2022. Just a few weeks later, on May 18th, 2022, the New York Times published an article stating the panel to combat disinformation had been a victim of disinformation.

2. Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

So many companies seem to be trying to impress progressives by adopting the latest and (not so) greatest ideas.  For example, woke Mattel toy company has a shocking update to the long-time popular Barbie collection. On May 25th, 2022, E News! reported a new, transgender Barbie being developed by Mattel. 

3. Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life

In what felt like an increasingly wearisome, nagging regarding the ‘Rona vaccination along with it came suggestions of never-ending boosters. The Babylon Bee suggested in April 2021 that we could have an IV drip for the rest of our lives. While (mostly?!) none of us would ever want unending booster shots, booster-happy Fauci was quoted by news sources like the Daily Mail in August 2021 suggesting never-ending ‘Rona boosters. In December 2021, MSN said they could be needed every year.

4. Biden: ‘My Doc Says I Don’t Have Alzheimer’s, Dementia, Or Alzheimer’s’

While we don’t have an official White House Doctor’s report that gives this information, we can certainly count on all of our hands, feet, friend’s hands, noses, ears, and so on, an excessive amount of times where we’ve heard Joe making a gaffe or two or three or…well, you get the idea. Meanwhile, Time Magazine released an article in December 2020 suggesting the need for Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer’s and Dementia and their hope that Biden, once in office, would expedite such a plan. We’ll call this one for the Bee as relatable.

5. Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

While Disney certainly has gone woke, this week’s final prediction by the Babylon Bee we will also call relatable. The Alien movie series, now a tv series on the cable channel FX, the show’s creator, Noah Hawley, has plans to deal with inequality. After reading his intentions for the show, I felt he believes this is courageous, brave, and stunning.

Stunning indeed.